Pen-E – The Coin Nobody Asked For
Have you ever looked at a penny and thought, “Why is this still a thing?”
So did we. And then we made it worse.
Introducing Useless Pen-Es – the meme coin so utterly pointless it makes that grimy penny you chucked into a mall fountain, wishing for a pet dinosaur, seem like a Wall Street power move. Newsflash: You’re still T-Rex-less, and this coin’s got the same chance of making you rich as that wish did!
💸 Why PenE?
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Deflationary? Nope.
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Utility? Absolutely not.
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Roadmap? It’s written on a napkin somewhere in a Waffle House.
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Community? We have at least 3 die-hard believers. One is our mom.
🤡 Use Cases:
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Tip your enemies.
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Start an argument about why the U.S. deficit.
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Be part of the movement to prove pennies are useless!
🔥 Tokenomics:
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Total supply: Decided by pump.fun
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Burn mechanism: Nope. Maybe we should try to melt them and see if they are worth more?
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Staking rewards: LOL
So if you’re tired of pennies with “actual” value, buy something truly Useless. Pen-Es are here for you.
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